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ARE YOUR CABINS REALLY AS NICE AS THEY LOOK ON YOUR WEB SITE?
CERTAINLY, NO DOCTORED PICTURES OR TRICK WORDING. YOU GET WHAT YOU SEE.
HOW MANY PEOPLE IN TOTAL WILL YOUR CABINS HOLD?          
NO MORE THEN 20.
DO WE NEED TO PAY FOR AN ANOTHER BEDROOM IF WE HAVE MORE THEN TWO PEOPLE?   
SURE DO..
IS IT ALRIGHT FOR OUR KIDS TO SLEEP IN TENTS IN THE YARD?
NO, ADULT ONLY RESORT.
CAN WE BRING OUR DOG IF HE STAYS IN OUR CAR?       
SORRY NO! NO PETS ALLOWED ON THE PREMISES
OUR FRIENDS ARE STAYING IN TOWN. CAN THEY SPEND JUST THE DAY TIME WITH US IN THE CABIN?
NO. 
OUR YOUR CABINS CLEAN AND NICE?
SURE ARE.     (Honest folks I just print what they ask!!!)
 DO WE NEED RESERVATIONS?
YOU CAN TAKE YOUR CHANCES, BUT WE ADVISE RESERVATIONS. WE ONLY HAVE SEVEN UNITS!!
HOW CLOSE TO TOWN ARE YOU?
WE ARE LOCATED 6 1/2 MILES WEST OF TOWN, IN THE COUNTRY, 450 FEET ABOVE THE WHITE RIVER. CLOSE TO BEAVER LAKE.
WHAT SIZE BEDS DO YOU HAVE?
ALL OUR BEDS ARE QUEENS, THE GUEST ROOMS HAVE DOUBLES.
DO YOUR CABINS HAVE JACUZZI TUBS?
NO!! ALL CABINS HAVE SHOWERS. YOU WILL PAY ON THE AVERAGE OF $50 MORE A NIGHT FOR JACUZZI TUB.
WE WILL BE ARRIVING VERY LATE, WHAT ARRANGEMENTS CAN WE MAKE?
ARRIVING AFTER 8PM: OR DARK, PLEASE PHONE AND ADVISE. WE WILL ADVISE YOU OF THE ARRANGEMENTS.
WOULD WE HAVE OUR OWN PRIVATE PORCH?
YES!! EACH CABIN IS TOTALLY INDEPENDENT OF EACH OTHER, YOU SHARE NOTHING..
WHAT ARE YOUR OFF SEASON RATES?
WE HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT WHICH SEASON COSTS US LESS TO OPERATE. SO WE JUST KEEP OUR REASONABLE RATES  THE SAME ALL YEAR..
DO YOU HAVE NOISE METAL ROOFS?
NO!!!
WILL SOMEONE ELSE BE USING THE GUEST BEDROOM?
ABSOLUTELY NO!!!
DO YOU HAVE TWO BATHROOMS IN THE CABINS?
SORRY NO! (UNLESS YOU BOOK COMBINED UNITS LIKE 1&2 AND 4&5)
DO YOU HAVE CABLE TV?     (WE WANT TO WATCH SPECIAL SPORTS GAMES!)
SATELLITE ALL CABINS WITH HBO.
DO YOU SUPPLY FOOD?
SORRY NO!  (WE ARE A RESORT ONLY NOT A B&B)
CAN WE GET TO THE RIVER?
I GUESS! BUT AT 450' ABOVE, WITH SOLID WOODS WITH CRITTERS, WE DO NOT ADVISE. THE LAND ENDS AT THE RIVER EDGE, NO BEACH OR PATHS. NOTHING TO DO.. TO COLD TO SWIM, POOR FISHING, NO BOAT DOCKS, AND YOU DO AT YOUR OWN RISK.
IS THERE JUST ONE BATHROOM FOR ALL THE CABINS?    
NO! EACH CABIN HAS ITS OWN BATHROOM.   AND ONE BATHROOM PER CABIN.     (Honest folks I just print what they ask!!!)
YOUR INFORMATION STATES, BATHROOMS ONLY HAVE SHOWERS. DO THEY ALSO HAVE TOILETS?
ABSOLUTELY, ALSO SINKS, SOAP, T.P.            
DO YOU RENT BOATS?   
SORRY NO. BOAT RENTALS CLOSE BY. MARINA ON BEAVER LAKE AND LOCAL CONVENIENCE STORE CANOE RENTALS.
05/14/11